February 2012
Daughter: dad I'm a lesbian
Dad: it's cool
Second daughter: dad I'm a lesbian too
Dad: Christ, doesn't anyone in this family love cock?
Son: I do
killur:
i wish i had never gotten close to you
friend: eats mcdonalds and is still skinny
me: eat a peanut and i gain 10 pounds
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PENCIL: You know, I'm really sorry.
ERASER: For what? You didn't do anything wrong.
PENCIL: I'm sorry, 'couse you get hurt because of me. Whenever I make a mistake, you're always there to erase it. But as you make my mistakes vanish, you lose a part of yourself. You get smaller and smaller every time.
ERASER: That's true, but i don't really mind. You see, I was made to do this. I was made to help you whenever you do something wrong. Even though, one of these days, I know I'll be gone and you have to replace me with a new one, I'm actually happy with my job. So please, stop worrying. I hate seeing you sad.
random blogger reading this: what
me: OTP
8 tags
1 tag
me: this is a bad idea and will only make me sad
me: okay let's do it
